JOKING ASIDE…THE JOKE’S ON YOU

 

The story goes

Saturday Night Live

OOPS WRONG VIDEO…HERE IT IS

ORIGINAL CLIP

SO…WHAT’S THE DEAL HERE…LET’S FIND OUT

MRS. JADA PINKETT, WIFE OF MR.WILL SMITH

HEY …I THINK I SAW HER ON SOME MATRIX MOVIE …IF I’M NOT MISTAKEN

MATRIX REVOLUTION CLIP

NOW THAT’S FIERCE!!!!

HAS ALOPECIA ...ALOPECIA VDS

…NOW MR. CHRIS ROCK…A STAND IN/OUT COMEDIAN

 

I THINK HE IS FROM THAT TV SHOW THE THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN   OR NOT I DON’T KNOW

ANYWAY…MAKE A JOKE ABOUT MISS PINKETT

 

ACOORDING TO MY RESEARCHER…I’M THE WRITER…MR.ME IS THE RESEARCHER…THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME CHRIS PINPOINTED MISS JADA FOR HIS JOKES

 

NOW JOKES ARE LAUGHABLE SOMETIMES AND AT TIMES AN INSULT….THE DIFFERENCES ARE

 

JOKES BY DEFITION IS OR ARE MAKING ANY CONDITION YOU ARE IN…LIGHT[ER](NOT BURDENSOME)

GOOGLE MEANS

 

AN INSULT BY MEANING IS ARE MAKING FUN OF THE PERSON THAT HAS SOME CONDITION THAT IS HEAVY OR SORROWFUL TO THEM

GOOGLE MEANS

 

 

MISS PINKETT IS VERY VOCAL ABOUT HER CONDITION IN HER SOCIAL MEDIA

 

NOW LET’S DO THE RUN DOWN

 

MISS JADA DISCOVERED HER LOST AND DECIDE TO SHAVE HER HAIR

 

well, nobody want to be bald, most women atleast, though some choose to

I THINK THIS WAS A FIRST WRONG MOVE

 

THE RIGHT MOVE IS GETTING A PIECE OF PAPER…DRAW YOURSELF BALD..LOOK AT IT…SAY

 

WTFICTURE(FEATURE I MEAN)…EITHER ACCEPT IT OR REJECT    OR GET SOME BONNET…MAKE YOUR HEAD LOOK BALD …LOOK IN THE MIRROR…ACCEPT IT OR REJECT IT

 

YOU REACT CAN SAVE YOU…BEFORE SHAVING YOUR HEAD…OTHER WISE  JUST COVER IT WITH THE REMAINING HAIR AND IMMMEDIATELY GO TO THE DOCTOR…TO GET SOME HELP….AND THEN

 

HAIRSYLIST: I SEE…DON’T WORRY   MADAM, I’LL TAKE CARE OF IT. YOU DON’T PAY ME BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH BEAUTIFUL…YOU HIRE BECAUSE I’M THE BEST….NOW LIE DOWN CLOSE YOUR EYES…I’LL PUT SOME CUCUMBER… THER’S ALSO ON YOUR RIGHT HAND A BOWL OF CUCUMBER , IF YOU WANT TO EAT SOME….RELAX

 

AFTER 3 HOURS MORE OR LESS

 

HAIR STYLIST: VIOLA   MADAM... IT IS DONE…YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL AS EVER

 

IF YOU DO NOT LOOK AT YOURSELF FIRST, AND JUST GO OUT THERE…YOU DON’T HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY ON HOW THEY WILL SEE YOU

 

I ALWAYS DISLIKE MANNEQUIN PEOPLE (MOVING MANNEQUIN) PRANCING AROUND

 

OTHERWISE GO BALD   WEAR A WIG OR A HAT

 

NOW CHRIS ROCK AS MR.ME TELLS ME(I GUESS), HE DIDN’T KNOW JADA’S MEDICAL CONDITION…AND TELLS A JOKE

 

     A. LET US SUPPOSE HE KNOWS HER MEDCON….DID THE JOKE ANYWAY

       B.DIDN’T KNOW HER MEDCON…LOOK AT HER BALDNESS   DID THE JOKE ANYWAY

    C. DID KNOW HER MEDCON… LOOK AT HER BOLDNESS…DID THE JOKE ANYWAY

 

 

NOW JOKES IS NOT FOR EVERYBODY…AS I SAID SOMETIME LAUGHABLE BUT OTHERS WILL BE INSULTED OR OFFENDED

 

 

I THINK CHRIS DID THE LETTER C..WHEN HE SAID HIS JOKE,

BESIDE IT WAS A SHOBIZ COMPLIMENT NOT INSULT..IN THE MOVIE MS DEMI(G.I.JANE)WAS A STRONG WOMAN

 

THAT’S WHY HE SAID THAT WAS A NICE ONE….AND NOT INSULTING HER

EVEN G.I.JANE  HAIRSTYLIST THINK SO

G.I.JANE

AND SHE HANDLE HERSELF WELL…YES SHE GOT ANGRY …BUT AS IF SHE IS SAYING TO HERSELF…IT WILL PASS…LET IT BE…IT WILL DIE….LET IT BE…IT’S GONE….LET IT BE…

 

YES MR.PAUL (MCARTNEY)  WE GET IT

 

THE JOKE ITSELF WASN’T A DIRECT ATTACK …

THIS IS

 AND THEY LAUGH AT IT

I GUESS THEIR MARRIAGE IS NOT THAT

 SACRED ANYMORE

 

 

 

SO WHO IS INSULTING HER?!  

 

THE GUY WHO ABRUPTLY STOPS HIM(CHRIS) …WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO DO HIS JOB ,FINISH IT AND GO HOME OR PARTY OR SOMETHING

QUOTE

IT’S   

 

THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS MOVIE

 I LEARN...THAT IF YOUR HOUSE DOESN'T HAVE A TOILET,SINK AND BATHROOM WITH CLEAN WATER...MOVE TO ANOTHER HOUSE THAT HAS ONE

TOILETS,SINKS, AND BATHROOMS ARE VERY IMPORTANT

AND

I LEARN...SHADES ARE VERY COOL PROTECTION FROM THE NEURALYZER

LINK

NOBODY WANTS TO BE TICK OFF

THE TICK:WHAT DID I DO??????

 

AND (IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE HUGGED THE GUY AND ASK NOT TO MAKE HIM ANGRY)

MAKE MATTERS WORSE AND GETS HIM INTO TROUBLE…LET ME REPHRASE THAT

 

AND WILL GETS HIM INTO TROUBLE…LET ME REPHRASE THAT

AND WILL, GETS HIMSELF INTO TROUBLE

ENOUGH…MY VOCABULARY IS LESS THAN THE POCKETSIZED DICTIONARY

 

BY REPEATING THOSE WORDS….HE MADE HIS WIFE MORE PROMINENT, MORE NOTICEABLE, MORE VISIBLE THAN SHE SHOULD BE

 

I THINK HE OWES HER AN APOLOGY

 

CHRIS ROCK MENTIONED HER NAME ONCE

 

I THINK CHRIS ROCK DIDN’T MEAN TO INSULT ANYBODY…COMEDIANS ARE LIKE THAT THEY OBSERVE AND THEN BEGIN THEIR JOKES…SO IF THERE IS A COMEDIAN INFRONT OF YOU ..JUST TELL YOURSELF HE GONNA MAKE JOKES

 

ANOTHER RESEARCH SAY THAT THE JOKE ITSELF WASN'T IN THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT THAT NIGHT

 

CHRIS ROCK ON THE OTHER HAND ACTED PROFESSIONALLy AND FINISH HIS JOB…THAT’S NICE

 

FORMER DIRECTOR

DENZEL WASHINGTON

THE EQUALIZER 

 

PERFECT

TYLER PERRY  AND BRADLEY COOPER(I DON’T KNOW THIS GUYS) ARE TO CONSOLE MR.SMITH

HE DID APOLOGIZE…AFTER HE REFUSES TO LEAVE THE WHOLE EVENT…WITH A STANDING OVATION ACCEPTING HIS OSCAR AND AFTERWARDS

 

GENE HACKMAN QUOTE

 

CONGRATS,I DIDN'T SEE THE MOVIE

TEAM WILL

BUT KING RICHARD(THE ONE HE'S PORTRAYING)

SOMETIMES ARTISTS ARE MORE NICE IN THEIR MOVIES THAN REAL LIFE

I LIKE WHAT DENZEL SAID

 

IT TAKES A DISCIPLINE MAN TO INSTRUCT A BAD BOY

GOOD JOB DENZ,KEEP IT UP…I DON’T KNOW IF HE TALKED TO MR.CHRIS ROCK

 

NOW SOME SAY  IT WAS STAGED...A NEW VIDEO

BUT THEN AGAIN CHRIS ROCK PROBABLY COLLECTS HIS CONFIDENCE AND MADE A JOKE OUT OF IT...JADA LAUGHS

BUT ONCE WILL DOES HIS MOUTH... JADA BECAME QUIET AND SERIOUS...SHE MAY OR MAY NOT APPRECIATE SUCH A STIR

JADA RESPOND

BODY LANGUAGE

AFTER PARTY

CHRIS ROCK ENJOYS WITH HIS CO-STARS, ONE OF THEM ROBERT DE NIRO

ON THE OTHERHAND...WILL SMITH DID ENJOY HIMSELF ASWELL

ABOUT CHRIS

 

QUOTE

CHRIS'BROTHER DID NOT ACCEPT  WILL'S APOLOGY

I LEAVE YOU WITH 

BOOK OF ELI PRAYER

 

AGENT KAY YOUR TURN

AGENT J STOP...DEVICE ...NOT A TOY

 

DO A 600 FLASHES …WAIT LET ME GET MY SHADES

 

WHO ARE YOU?, WHAT IS THIS PLACE? , WHO AM I?…JUST PLAYING(I LEARN FROM CHRIS TUCKER), I WENT TO THE COMFORT ROOM TO WASH MY HANDS

 

A K: I DID TWICE THE SPEED

ISN’T THAT ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS?

 

A K: NOT MUCH…JUST A MORE VOMITING, DIZZINESS AND SLURR SPEECH, BUT IT WILL PASS…LIKE A LOCAL BACTERIAL INFECTION ….HAVE YOU HEARD

 

YES…AGENT MJ DIED…A GREAT LOSS TO OUR AGENTS…MAYBE WE SHOULD HIRE DENNIS RODMAN?

WILL SMITH BIBLE READER, PRAYS A LOT...GET BACK TO WORK!!!

 

NO…YOUR NOT HOLDING AN ALIEN BABY

 

THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR WILL NOT BE TOLERATE IN THIS ACADEMY…IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN…I’LL TALK TO THE BOARD …AND HE’LL BE DISMISS

 

SO DO YOU LIKE THAT THEY SHOULD SEE WHAT YOU WROTE…YES…ABSOLUTELY SO THAT THEY MAY LEARN HUMILITY AND HAVE PEACE

Proverbs 10:6

Blessings [are] upon the head of the just: but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked.


Proverbs 10:11

The mouth of a righteous [man is] a well of life: but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked.


Psalms 73:6

Therefore pride compasseth them about as a chain; violence covereth them [as] a garment.


Isaiah 5:20King James Version

20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!


Romans 14:1King James Version

14 Him that is weak in the faith receive ye, but not to doubtful disputations.


Romans 12:17-21

17 Recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men.
18 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.
19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.
20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
21 Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.


Titus 3:2 - To speak evil of no man, to be no brawlers, but gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men.


Galatians 6:1

Brethren, if a man be overtaken in a fault, ye which are spiritual, restore such an one in the spirit of meekness; considering thyself, lest thou also be tempted.


Psalm 37:8

8 Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil.


Proverbs 14:29

29 He that is slow to wrath is of great understanding: but he that is hasty of spirit exalteth folly.


Ephesians 4:26

26 Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath:


James 1:19-20

19 Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath: 20 For the wrath of man worketh not the righteousness of God.


Ecclesiastes 7:9

9 Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry: for anger resteth in the bosom of fools.


Proverbs 29:11

11 A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.


Ephesians 4:26-27

26 Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath: 27 Neither give place to the devil.



Proverbs 16:32

32 He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city.



Ephesians 4:31-32

31 Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: 32 And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you.


Proverbs 29:22

22 An angry man stirreth up strife, and a furious man aboundeth in transgression.

I FOLLOW JESUS

-MUSICIAN AND MUSIC TEACHER

ALWAYS TIRED OF WORKED ..SO WHY?

WORK,DEADLINES AND ALL EFFORT, BUT THERE SEEM TO BE MISSING?

SHE FEEL LIKE A DYING CANDLE

EVEN HER HEALTH WEAKEN FOR 2 MONTHS

AM I BORN FOR THIS FATIGUE OF LIFE...FOR WHOM IS ALL THE WORK I'VE DONE?

AND THEN SHE PRAYED TO JESUS

REALIZING THAT ALL HER WORK IS FOR PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENT AND JOY ONLY...SHE SAW THE PURPOSE OF GOD GIVEN TALENTS AND BLESSINGS IN HER LIFE....THAT IS TO LOVE GOD AND LOVE FOR FELLOWMAN...AND NOT JUST USING IT FOR YOURSELF....IT IS VERY TIRING TO DO IT ONLY FOR YOURSELF

AND HER BURDEN WAS LIFTED WITH THAT ENLIGHTENMENT